Stinks and Sells II

I thought it’s time I should make a second part of Stinks and Sells. Besides, since I’ve been stuck here at home for the past days, I really don’t have anything to tell you as evidence by the lack of updates. Yeah, whatever. This one looks long, but it is not. Haha.

Here we go…

Is Twitter stinking?
And will Plurk sell?
Our maid stinks
She’s messing with my appetite and it’s annoying, really.
Death Cab for Cutie sells
But DCFC’s “Plans” sells better than “Narrow Stairs”, IMO
The new Indiana Jones movie stinks
It’s the worst movie I’ve ever seen in my entire existence
The new favicon of Google stinks
Sorry, but I really hate it
I want to watch Kung Fu Panda
Alas, I don’t have moolah… it stinks
Going back to school stinks
And being a junior stinks too
‘Cause it means I’m getting older
SmallWorlds sells
Uh, have you heard of it?
My blog starts to stink
That’s because of the lack of updates
Dora the Negrang Lakwatsera still stinks
And I think Spongebob doesn’t stink anymore
(I realized it’s not for kids, if you know what I mean. Haha.)
This Grass Text Effect sells like donuts
I just wish it’s not complicated. Haha.
I’m running out of ideas to make this a bit longer…
And that simply stinks
I noticed that majority of the things I’ve mentioned stinks. Blah.
Uh, how come I can’t think of something that sells?
Pinoy Idol stinks
I can smell it without even watching a single episode of it
I’m betting Survivor Philippines will stink too
David Cook sells even better than donuts do (haha)
And I’m wondering when he’ll release his next album…
That will surely sell
Firefox 2 was a sold out
But Firefox 3 will surely beat its ancestor
Shaving stinks
Me doesn’t like it
I’m just glad PBB is almost over…
It’s one of the stinkiest TV shows evah!
I guess, I should do this regularly
Because I really enjoy doing it.
I hope this post will sell (haha)…
And that you are not stinking!

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Big Brother

Once you have entered any Big Brother house, I’m sure, your wouldn’t have any privacy and confidentiality, or if there is, only a little of the two. It’s sad isn’t? You can’t do things without the others knowing it, or should I say the whole world. It’s a breach to everyone’s right: the right to privacy. But then, to relinquish one’s privacy and confidentiality is a prerequisite or a mechanic or whatever you want to call it of the reality show. Besides, the housemates have consented to relinquish their privacy and confidentiality by joining the game.

Tomorrow, the gates, doors and windows of the Pinoy Big Brother house will open once again, and the cameras will start to roll and monitor every move of the housemates. And I don’t care. You know perfectly that I loathe the show. And let me state here that this post is not about the reality game show.

I used to abuse the unlimited Internet surfing my school offers for an exchange of a price of around Php 500.00 even though the only browser installed in the computers in school is the freaking IE and they don’t even have the latest version. Now, I’m wondering if their Windows are of legitimate copies. After surfing the Internet (in school), I clear the cache, browser history, cookies, and other whatnots for my privacy. I don’t want other students know what sites I visit. The last time I surfed the Internet in school, I’ve learned that they disabled access to the “Internet Options” unless you’re an administrator. And this really sucks.

This is another reason why Firefox is better than IE, in Firefox, you don’t need to be an administrator to delete all of those private data. When I’m on an Internet Cafe (which is very rare) — the Internet Cafes I have been to have Firefox installed — I just click Clear Private Data, and presto, no unwanted private data left.

Behind all of this, it’s really better browsing the Internet at home. No people shouting foul words at each other. No rude looking people reading whatever you are typing. No hassles of clearing your private data.

And this reminded me that if our phone line won’t get fixed anytime soon1, I have to buy a wireless router so I can browse the Internet in my room.

  1. We have a temporary line in our dinning room. []

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The day when I got so lucky

Here’s the story on how I got PHP 50.00 worth of prepaid load and PHP 125.00 in school last Friday.

My original plan last Friday was that I would only watch the quiz bee so as to support my blockmates and after it, I would go back home. You see, it was our college day two days ago (actually, it started last Thursday and it yesterday). If it was not for the attendance, I did not go to school!

During the latter part of the contest proper I had this SMS conversation with one of my HS friends.

Christian: Woot! Nakakuha ako ng 50 na load!
Perfect: Sige, makakarma ka rin niyan!
Christian: Hindi kaya! Nakasagot ako kanina dun sa mga tanong para sa mga audience, nanonood kasi ako ng quiz bee
Perfect: Basta, makakarma ka pa rin niyan, sinusumpa ko!
Christian: Whatever!

Sorry for those poeple who can’t understand Filipino/Tagalog, I don’t have time to translate it. Just before the championship round, the quiz master announced that there were questions for the audience to answer and whoever would answer the question correctly would get load! Pakapalan na ng mukha… I was able to answer the question “What city would host the Olympics in 2012?”, why wouldn’t I know the answer? It’s the place I want to go someday… London!

And just before the quiz bee had ended, the karma that my friend was telling me came. I thought at first it was a bad karma and in the end, I realized that it was a good one. Talking about blessing in disguise…

One of the members of the faculty was calling me and my two blockmates who were with me (one of them was a contestant in the quiz bee but alas, he was eliminated). We were asked to enter a room packed with other students. Another blockmate of mine also entered the room (also a contestant of the quiz bee who was eliminated), she thought that we were already going so she went with us.

And after some more seconds we were surprised that we were the contestants in a reality based show oriented competition, no it’s not PBB, it’s more like the program of the other channel which was now removed from the face of the television!

Yeah, we were proclaimed as the contestants, on the spot! What’s this? “Impromptu Challenge”? Lol. There were six teams, composed of four students (one contestant from each level) and a member of the faculty. My team was the white also known as transparent team (hey, when did white become transparent?). Obviously, my other three blockmates were in the other teams. During that time, I can’t help but laugh, you see, I thought “on the spot” was only applicable in HS, but now I knew that there is also “on the spot” in college and the faculty members were so funny! You won’t even think that they were instructors!

It was really like playing in a TV show, but this time, no cameras, no interviews and lower amount of prizes. In the first phase (there were three phases), there were six challenges. The main objective was to gain the most little amount of time. We had three minutes to finish every single task, failure to finish a task will mean time penalty.

The first challenge was intradermal (I’m not sure if it’s called like that or how it’s done) where somebody from the group had to inject distilled water on our skins. It was really painful! It was like ten bees puncturing a certain part of your skin! It was the only challenge that we were able to finish. The second one was Pinoy henyo where a piece of paper will be pasted/tapped on your forehead (something like that) and you had to guess the word/s in that paper correctly with the help of another person who can only answer by yes, no or maybe so as to limit your ideas and in the end, arrive with the correct answer. The third was something like “kissing card game” … the game that I hate most. The first person had to suck a piece of plastic and pass it to the next person by blowing it, and in return that next person would suck it and the process goes on until the last person gets it. In the fourth challenge, three of us had to hold folders to guide a ball to a paper bag, one had to drop the ball and that ball had a question in it which another contestant has to answer. The fifth one was called “Fear Factor”, there were five pieces of styrofoam on a table, every member of the group had to choose one and eat whatever inside it. The choices: earthworms, rats, lizards, flies, and black beetles… all alive and kicking! Joke! The real choices were donut, lemon, tomato, one day old egg, and an uncooked egg. The one that I get was the donut! Haha! I think it was from Go Nuts Donuts because it was so sweet! Lol! The last task was to do a puzzle! There were five puzzles, one for each member and it was only the fourth year student who was able to finish her puzzle.

After the times were tabulated, we were surprised that we were still on the game! Whoa! Two teams were eliminated. Phase two was easier, all we had to do was to listen to a clue and form the answer out of the letters of our college. Alas we lost (there was also another team that was eliminated). The good part was that our team ended with 3rd place and we received PHP 500.00! We had to divide it into five as we were five in the group. The faculty member we had in the group decided to give to us his prize so all in all, I got PHP 125.00 from joining that challenge!

The next time that we will have our college days, I’ll make sure that I will watch the quiz bee and that I will be a contestant of the challenge! Lol!

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Rated PG13

I was browsing the Philippine Daily Inquirer yesterday and I found this spread (Super) with pictures of the PBB teen housemates minus Clare posed as caricatures of ‘this generation’. [EDIT] I’m not a PBB fan. [/EDIT] No, they were not the ones who caught my attention, it were the words “Teendependence day”.

Actually, there was only one article inside the spread titled “Drugs. Sex. Sloth. Please.” and here is the lead:

We decided to do a spread on what a lot of people say our generation is — apathetic, sex-crazy, media-obsessed, religionless drugies with parental issues and mondo insecurity.

Why? Because we can.

Pepe Diokno

And after a few more paragraphs…

We decided to do a spread what a lot of people say our generation is because we realize a lot of you read us to find out what’s cool and we need to tell you shouldn’t be doing that.

Because it’s never been about going with the flow and fitting in. It’s not about what’s in and out. It’s not about what you’ve tried and what you haven’t. We’re the ME generation — it’s about creating our own flows.

It’s about creating your own cool.

Pepe Diokno

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Past times

My summer’s getting boring as days slowly passes by. Obviously, there’s nothing remarkable in my life lately to blog about. Well, except for the things you’ll read below. Half of the summer’s already gone, and soon, my college life will officially start.

In the light of this boring summer holidays, I was too desperate to find a good read. It’s been a while since I last read a book with a good plot. I’ve been searching the internet for an interesting book and scanning the shelves of NBS for ages. Mind you, I’m a bit choosy on what book to read. If I don’t like the book, I’ll just keep it in our shelves here at home. I don’t like those books of Paulo Coelho and the likes… I don’t like his style. And as much as possible I only buy those international bestseller books and/or written by a respected author. While searching the internet for good books, I found this interesting title: “Miracle in the Andes”, a true-to-life story of a survivor from a plane crash. It’s not yet released so I have to find other suitable books for me. Well, I saw an interesting book after days and days of scanning the dusty (only a little) books on NBS . The book’s called “Bee Season”… it’s about a child who does not have any talents at all but during her fifth grade, she was able to discover a new talent — spelling. Actually, I already saw that book ages ago but I was not reading the synopsis of the book until yesterday. Well, I can somehow relate to the protagonist so I decided to buy it.

But what I really want to read is a love story that has nothing to do with married couples, widowers, a divorcee and the likes. It just makes me go “yuck” and “eeew” when I read novels like that. I want something like “A Walk to Remember”, well, except for the girl dying. Can you recommend me a good one?

Another way I found out to fight boredom is to watch TV. No, I’m not speaking of the teleseryes, asianovelas or PBB. I’m currently enjoying (once again) NGC’s programs like:

The Gospel of Judas. I already watched it and I don’t believe it. The NGS’s claiming that the codex they are holding is authentic. Yeah, I can say that the codex was written ages ago. I don’t question the steps that the NGS did to authenticate the codex if it’s from the ancient world or not. But what’s flooding my mind is if those accounts written in that codex are correct and accurate. What if that gospel was written by a person who really loathes Christianity so there can be chaos to uprise after discovering it.

Be the Creature’s (literally) a funny show. Those two hosts are really stupid. Lol. They’re mimicking whatever the animals that they were featuring did. And if I’m not mistaken, they even tried eating the food that the animals they’re featuring are feeding on in one of their episodes. Lol. Gross.

Lastly, Air Crash Investigation’s the best. I really like it. Even though I watch it, I have not inquired aviophobia or the fear of flying. Well, at least, I already know a little about the things that might happen during a plane disaster.

PS: It looks like that our PBB housemates’s favorite past time is crying. Lol. A lot of them had already shed buckets of tears. Lol. And I might as well develop a Ephebiphobia because of them. Lol! I can’t help but laugh at them. No offense to PBB fanatics out there!

And yes, new layout.

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