Signs and Symptoms of Stress

Posted on August 8, 2007 at 8:33 pm | 19 Comments
Filed under School Sabotage

Because this blog has become stagnant for almost two weeks, I decided to create this lame list of signs of stress. Sorry, I can’t write something that is interesting. My life has become so plain this past few weeks.

  1. You don’t want to wake up so early in the morning.
  2. You shout at almost everybody for no reason at all.
  3. You’re not motivated to study or work.
  4. You started surfing the internet upon hearing the news that there are no classes tomorrow.
  5. You can hardly wait to say “Thank God its Friday” even though you’re an atheist.
  6. You wish that your superiors will die.
  7. You watch news and wait for the announcement of the suspension of classes.
  8. You don’t want to talk to other people.
  9. You do your work cramming.
  10. You want the contestant of “Deal or No Deal” to win one peso.
  11. You work faster than the usual.
  12. You eat lots of chocolates.
  13. You passed the screening of the next model for Stresstabs.
  14. You’ve got bulging eyes.
  15. You have memorized all of the sear words known to man kind.
  16. You texted your classmates about the suspension of classes tomorrow.
  17. You have a gaunt face.
  18. You always lock yourself in your room.
  19. You wish, even though it’s impossible that, that the rain will contain around the vicinity of your school or office.
  20. You can’t think of something to write so you fail to update your blog regularly.
  21. You keep on wishing that every single day will be declared as special non-working holiday.
  22. You curse every single moment that you can.
  23. You are planning the things that you’ll do for the weekend.
  24. You get agitated when you have to go to the restroom to relieve yourself in the middle of the night.
  25. You don’t care how you look like.
  26. You skim the contents of the refrigerator every hour.
  27. You rejoiced with glee when you went to school just to find out that there are no classes because of a storm.
  28. You don’t care even you have tons of school work to finish on the following day.
  29. You rejoiced and jumped on the time you heard that there are no classes tomorrow.
  30. You don’t feel like smiling.
  31. You don’t want to see your office or your school.
  32. You swear under your breath every time you see your uniform.
  33. You think that all of the jokes you hear are corny.
  34. You think of when will be the next storm come.
  35. You thanked GMA for moving special non-working holidays that falls under a weekend to a weekday even though you loathe her.
  36. You shouted with fury when you found out that your province is not included in the list of places where classes are suspended tomorrow.
  37. Your Twitter account has become your main blog.
  38. You don’t care about the people around you.
  39. You want to find out if rubbing crushed garlic on your armpits would make your body temperature go above the normal body temperature.
  40. Your peers ask you if you have a menstrual period even if you are a male.
  41. You want to kill somebody.
  42. You know how to swear in any language.
  43. You want to sleep all day long.
  44. You make side notes when you disagree with the person you are talking with.
  45. You have read this article.
  46. You start tearing or doodling in the pages of your book or a report.
  47. You look more awful than Mike Enriquez.
  48. You wish that you’ll get sick so you’ll have a valid reason not to enter school or office the next day.
  49. You can’t wait for the thirteenth so you can watch the Filipino version of Marimar (yuck!)
  50. Lastly, your name is Christian Evangelista, and you own this blog.

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