Appetizers, anyone?

Yeah… I know, this is just the appetizer; there is still the main course, entremets or desserts to go but let me tell you what the appetizers I had tasted like.

My first helping of appetizer was consisted of Eng01, Fil01a, Psy01, Mat02, SSc01b, Chm01a, CFE1, PE01 and NSTP01. Some did not taste good, one of which was very intoxicating that you want to puke once it traveled down to your digestive track. But at least the others were sweet and spicy! Lol!

Psy01
Sour. Not an easy subject but not also a hard subject. What you need to do to pass this subject was to stock all the pieces of information you get to your long term memory and properly encode, store and retrieve the memory. Obviously it’s pure memorization. On the brighter part, our instructor was always late with an average of fifteen minutes and it’s even our first class during MWF.

CFE1
Tastes like water! This is what is known as Theology in other universities. Just maintain your faith in God and read your book with comprehension and you’re saved! The lessons were easy to understand as the instructor we had was good and has a sense of humor. Isn’t that great? I pretty enjoyed this subject. I had a greater knowledge on what’s in the Bible. It really cleanses the body like water!

Fil01a
Delicious! Just laugh and laugh and laugh and watch your grades. This is the Filipino subject that I enjoyed most. It’s not about pangngalan (noun), panghalip (pronoun), pandiwa (verb) and the like this time. It’s more on memorization, memorization with a touch of fun. Thanks to our funny professor! A meeting with her would not pass without the class bursting into laughter.

PE01
Tastes like an unripe fruit (mapakla). It really makes me tired! Who would want having a fifteen minute presentation of an aerobic dance? I hate it! Oh, it was PE day yesterday, our class won the 2nd place for gymnastics! Woot!

SSc01b
Tastes like a mixture of vinegar, soy sauce, salt, sugar, butter, pepper, onion, cheese, fish sauce (patis) and its stinky sister shrimp paste (bagoong), and syrup. Actually, the original taste was like syrup but thanks to our illiterate and unprepared instructor who added the rest. You see, the subject isn’t that hard at all but because of our instructor who knows “second to the last” as “last to the second” he made it hard. Hey, I think he’s one of the primitive apes, I just don’t know which but I bet he’s one of the survivors of the Java men. By the way, the book’s really perfect for him, it has tons of wrong grammar and spelling.

Chm01a
Combine sodium and chlorine in a beaker and add some water to make NaCl solution. Whatever! This subject definitely tastes like salt! As what I had expected the computation part was easy to medium hard and the memorization part was hell! Argh! I had to memorize the oxidation numbers of the common elements, cations and anions! I just hope you understand Chemish. Lol.

NSTP1
It tastes like the food that you don’t like to eat anymore but was one of your favorites in the past. What a very boring subject! And I think there’s something wrong with what we had studied; we were discussing volunteerism but we are required to render our services to the community. It’s not that I don’t like to help the people below the poverty line. It’s just that there is some conflict with what we study and the things that we are required to do especially next semester.

Mat02
I don’t really know what it tastes like… Salty? Sweet? Or do I have dysgeusia? I know all the things that we discussed. But this time, the problems that our instructor gave us were harder to solve. So, so, so complicated!

Eng01
It’s insanely delicious like the donuts of Go Nuts Donuts (but I don’t really like them). It’s all about grammar. It’s an easy subject to pass, I can’t see any reason for a student to fail this subject. As for our instructor, I really like her. She reminds me of my English teacher when I was still in junior HS, both knows so many things! What’s more was that our instructor was so kind. She even treated the whole class! Would you believe that? She treated us! Sadly, on the time she scheduled her treat, my blockmates were nowhere, they were in the accounting office, piled in a line that was as long as the line of a blockbuster movie. It made her mad, good thing some of my classmates did something to cheer her up!

I still have many foods left on my plate, I don’t need another helping at the moment. At least, it’s the semestral break and I can have time to empty my plate before I will be called to get another serving.

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As it’s the semestral break, this site will experience a major revamp, especially the contents. I already changed the layout which took me some time to finish it! Whoa! I had to start from the beginning, especially for the coding part. I think my HTML skills are beginning to diminish! Help me! Anybody who has any solution to fix this layout in Internet Explorer feel free to drop your suggestions.

As for ASTEEG.NET, start saying your goodbyes to it. I think I’m not going to renew this site. I’m thinking of buying a new domain sometime before this site will expire. But then again, I can also opt to buying a redirecting site and try to look for somebody who will host my site; it’s cheaper.

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