Birthday Bash
Okay, my birthday is more than seven months away and I haven’t attended a birthday party recently but this post is about a party… a party that I want to have. This may sound really absurd to anyone who reads it: I want to have a children’s birthday party! Yeah, lol. I know, it’s weird. As a matter of fact, thinking of it makes me laugh like a person who lost his sanity (or have I lost my sanity already?). But I’m dead serious about this one.
I want to celebrate one of my birthdays in a local branch of McDonald’s or Jollibee where I and my friends can fill our hungry tummies with delicious cheeseburgers, spaghetti, fatty French fries, deep-fried chickens, and sundaes. Of course, there will be party hats in assorted colors, a banner that says “Happy Birthday, Christian!” with Ronald McDonald or Jollibee and their respective friends as its background.
There will also be an emcee who will host parlor games but the games will be uh, adult-ish. Lol. We’ll play an edited version of Trip to Jerusalem. The guys will hold bananas just in front of their pants and these bananas will serve as the “chairs.” The contestants will be either females or gays (to make the game more exciting and funnier). The contestants will circle around the guys sporting bananas in front of their jeans while dancing like a GRO in a far-flung cabaret in the tune of a novelty song composed by Lito Camo (God, how gross is that?). Once the music stops, the contestants will try to grab one of the bananas. The one who will not be able to get a banana is out of the game. The process will go on until a winner will be declared. Okay, I’m exaggerating. Loot bags will be given to the participants. These loot bags will contain but not limited to chocolates and candies.
Of course, there will be a special appearance of a mascot (I really feel sorry to those people wearing those stupid costumes) who will give entertainment to everyone who is in the party. Either Jollibee or Ronald will dance like there’s no tomorrow. And we’ll see if we can make Jollibee dance a folk dance (preferably Pandanggo sa Ilaw) or make Ronald sing.
I’m sure everyone will enjoy the party even though every bit of it is very childish! Haha.
So… will you join my party? Haha. Magpapa-cheeseburger ako!
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Yeah. I have a new layout! Woot! It’s been a while since I last used a dark theme. I really like this one. I love its simplicity and the semi-transparent columns. But I’m not sure if this will work with older versions of the effing and the most ridiculous browser to me: IE. Expect to see some minor changes to this new layout in the coming days. A credit is due to this simple CSS trick to make semi-transparents columns and to imjustincognito’s amazing photo that I used as my header.
May 3, 2008 @ 2:48 pm
happy birthday! BWHAHAHAH :))
May 3, 2008 @ 9:27 pm
Did you just say cheeseburger…sama ako. Eigth birthday ko, sa Jolibee kami. lol
Oi, Me likes this theme
May 4, 2008 @ 12:14 am
Wow nice layout. Clean and elegant. My only suggestion is that you change your mouse cursor on mouseover on links. I was browsing the links at the right column and I was confused which link has the focus when you hover on each.
Try it there ——>
May 4, 2008 @ 2:32 am
I love your header. It reminds me of a leap of joy.
I think a children’s birthday party bash would be so much fun for you and your guests.
May 4, 2008 @ 2:46 am
hehe sounds like a fantastic idea for a birthday, in my opinion
May 4, 2008 @ 8:49 am
sexxyyyyy game! bwahahw. love it!
May 5, 2008 @ 5:52 pm
I love your new layout. XD Actually, mas prefer ko yung dark colored layouts than bright colored ones. Arg.. parang gusto ko tuloy gumawa ulit ng bagong layout.
Your idea of a bday party sounds crazzzy. Haha!
May 5, 2008 @ 6:14 pm
I don’t mind you throwing a children’s birthday for everyone because… I have experienced being into one. I mean, my best friend started a birthday party at motherf’n KFC when we were in Fourth Year! With the KFC mascot, the parlor games and all! Haha. But your idea for a birthday party is way crazier. Lol.
May 5, 2008 @ 7:27 pm
i haven’t visited your blog for a long time kuya :\ a children’s party isn’t a bad idea. lol. kasi my bro’s 23rd birthday was a children’s party XD we celebrated his birthday at an orphanage in makati and it was fun since yung emcee ng jolibee was very good and at the same time, nakatulong din siya
May 5, 2008 @ 9:21 pm
My sister’s friend actually had this kind of party when she turned 20. They had it at McDonald’s and everyone had to wear a kid’s outfit, with pigtails and all
Your future party seems like fun!
May 6, 2008 @ 11:39 am
after i read your entry i remember my daughter’s birthday party. I dont know if she can have a birthday party again here in states since its a bit expensive here. make this plan happen sure it will be fun.
by the way, i love your new layout simple and neat
May 6, 2008 @ 11:28 pm
lol @ dre my friend too had a bday party at jollibee naman.
anyway, asteeeeg, happy bday. jk. :p