The Divine Subjects

Last semester, I compared and contrasted my subjects to foods, this time, I’ll verdict them where they should go. And of course, my subjects are not divine, it was just the title. Lol.

CFE2 - Inferno

Yeah, inferno. I thought I’ll enjoy this subject because learning Theology has a new level in college. Thanks to my boring professor who always forgot to bring something very important in class and basically, she ruined everything! Muchas Gracias!

CHM03a - Paradiso

Memorizing the jargons in this subject was very easy. I thought I’ll have a hard time on memorizing them, but I was wrong. My professor in this subject was very impressive. What she brings when she enters the room were only writing materials. All of the things that she had to teach us were stored in her brain. No wonder why she is a board topnotcher.

And here are some of the comments of my blockmates regarding our professor:

Parang computer si ma’am! Ilang GB kaya ang meron siya sa utak niya? Pa-USB naman ma’am!

And when my professor forgot something…

Ay, navayrus si ma’am!

Lol.

ENG02a - Inferno

I don’t like the subject very much. Yeah, it’s very ironic. My professor does not know how to make the class alive, yeah, it was very boring.

FIL02a - Purgatorio

The subject was very demanding, especially in the last part of the semester when we were required to create a baby thesis. I’m happy though that we did not need to defend it because there was no time to do so.

ICT110 - Purgatorio

I don’t want to comment about this subject. All I can say is that this will be stuck in the purgatory!

NSTP2 - Paradiso

Why paradiso? It’s because of our professor who’s very lazy. The last time we had a meeting was last January. Ang saya!

PE02 - Inferno

I danced in this subject! Heck, I really hate it. Jive was very hard! The good part? Well, our instructor said that for our finals, all we have to do is to attend the PE Day tomorrow.

PHL03 - Inferno

Do I have to tell the reason why I put this subject in hell? Hey, Sophie, have a great time with Satan, hu? And don’t forget to ask him for a date in the most hottest fiery pit of hell with the Mountain of Purgatory in the background… what a nice place to answer Satan with your sweet “yes.” Goodluck, Sophie!

ZOO01 - Purgatorio

This one is supposed to be in hell because of the hellish names, technical terms, and jargons that I had to memorize. But because of our professor in the laboratory, memorizing all of these was easier. As for the lecture part, during the latter part of the semester, I decided to copy what my blockmates were doing. I decided to stop listening from our instructor (we have a different professor in our lecture) and do other important things. Like my blockmates, I depended on the handouts that were given to us.

While I was reviewing just this week in this subject for our finals, I saw a note that I scribbled in the margins of my handouts:

Zoology is poison to my brain that slowly degenerates it.

*****

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17 Responses to “The Divine Subjects”

  1. I can never get why we still have to learn Theology during college. When I did a year of college in the Philippines, I felt we had so many useless classes to take. I’m not saying it’s bad, but I hope they can just minimize it. Right now, all my classes are major, 8 units per semester 4 subjects all relating to my course, but pretty demanding as well.

    Your biochem prof sounds bigshot. Wow. I think Philosophy is really interesting, if only most of the professors weren’t biased with their views, which I think is the most common problems since I have friends who have the same views as you.

    Hope you’re well.

  2. To sum everything up in my life…

    School = Inferno!

    LOL!

    I still like Philo. ;)

  3. im thankful hindi pa ako college. rofl. 6th grade pa nga lang naloloko nako, hindi ko alam kung pano pa kung college na ako. haha! para kasi sakin, school’s okay, if only there weren’t so much drama. =P

  4. aww.. maybe ill be getting this as a “guide” when i enter college! LOL. hhmm.. i actually thought that CHM03a will be hell but oh well, since most of it will be memorizations, i think i can handle that. ^__^ but anyway, i just hope that we can have lazy teachers too! wahaha! ang kulit naman nung prof ninyo na january yung last meeting! wahaha…

  5. laki talaga ang naitutulong ng mga guro sa pag-aaral natin, they can either motivate us or make us less motivated sa pag-aaral, but of course isang factor lang yan although major one.

    offtopic: yung 120G na pang loptop mga 5k. naglagay na ako ng partition para separate ang data at system’s space para kapag nag format yung system’s drive nalang at di na magagalaw yung sa data.

  6. I SWEAR Zoology is a made up word haha. I agree with Shari… school education = inferno!

  7. i love zoo… hahaha please. kidding. and Philo… i just hate our prof… grabe.. wrong grammar pa sya.. what a shame.

  8. Paradiso, purgatorio, inferno = school!

    School = CoOl!

    Nope, the second one’s not entirely true. But we still enjoy school, right?

    Well, I’d get there soon enough. Let’s see if I would rate them all under INFERNO. I have a feeling it’s gonna be like that!

  9. I don’t even know why schools require Theology as a mandatory subject… what about the non-Catholics in the class? They (or rather we) are suffering!! Well.. not really. @__@ But still though… umm, just a thought.

    For my last semester, my infernos were Organic/Biochemistry and Filipino. Basically, because Chemistry is my numero uno hatest subject and because I just simply stink in Filipino. lol~ As for my paradiso, Theology, Sociology and English are my most loved subjects. No other reason behind my liking for them except that it’s because I get high grades in all of them. :lmao:
    Eh, I missed reading your blog. :-D

  10. Ivy: Kilala ko prof nyo! Porf namin last sem sa Anthro. :phwoar:

  11. You just went Alighieri on your school subjects. lol.
    I like school, most of the time. Or maybe I’m just a masochist. Or I’m currently experiencing repression.

  12. Well, I hope that your vacations will be Paradiso!
    I guess you need this after one year in the inferno! ;-)

  13. Anu ito kuya Guide? hehehe thanks for this para naman makapagready na ako pag college na ako. LMAO. at ang ganda ng term mo Inferno hehehe.

  14. I really appreciate your Divina Commedia reference in this entry, having read the book quite a few times. BTW, have you read The Dante Club by Matthew Pearl? :-)
    Anyhoo, here’s to hoping that King Minos won’t banish you into the recesses of hell on your next term! :-D

  15. Happy April Fool’s Day to you as well! :P Good one.

    That was an interesting breakdown. Ahh well… school is school.

  16. :wow: Kakainggit magaling sa memorization, ang hina ko dun.
    Sabi nga ni Shari,
    school = inferno
    I agree. Haha.
    Lalu na kung may bwisit kang prof!

  17. Bwehehehehe. It’s college. And it’s Bio. Bwahahahaahahaha.

    BTW… why particularize?

    COLLEGE=INFERNO
    TEACHER=PURGATORIO
    ABSENT TEACHER=PARADISO

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