Signs and Symptoms of Stress
Because this blog has become stagnant for almost two weeks, I decided to create this lame list of signs of stress. Sorry, I can’t write something that is interesting. My life has become so plain this past few weeks.
- You don’t want to wake up so early in the morning.
- You shout at almost everybody for no reason at all.
- You’re not motivated to study or work.
- You started surfing the internet upon hearing the news that there are no classes tomorrow.
- You can hardly wait to say “Thank God its Friday” even though you’re an atheist.
- You wish that your superiors will die.
- You watch news and wait for the announcement of the suspension of classes.
- You don’t want to talk to other people.
- You do your work cramming.
- You want the contestant of “Deal or No Deal” to win one peso.
- You work faster than the usual.
- You eat lots of chocolates.
- You passed the screening of the next model for Stresstabs.
- You’ve got bulging eyes.
- You have memorized all of the sear words known to man kind.
- You texted your classmates about the suspension of classes tomorrow.
- You have a gaunt face.
- You always lock yourself in your room.
- You wish, even though it’s impossible that, that the rain will contain around the vicinity of your school or office.
- You can’t think of something to write so you fail to update your blog regularly.
- You keep on wishing that every single day will be declared as special non-working holiday.
- You curse every single moment that you can.
- You are planning the things that you’ll do for the weekend.
- You get agitated when you have to go to the restroom to relieve yourself in the middle of the night.
- You don’t care how you look like.
- You skim the contents of the refrigerator every hour.
- You rejoiced with glee when you went to school just to find out that there are no classes because of a storm.
- You don’t care even you have tons of school work to finish on the following day.
- You rejoiced and jumped on the time you heard that there are no classes tomorrow.
- You don’t feel like smiling.
- You don’t want to see your office or your school.
- You swear under your breath every time you see your uniform.
- You think that all of the jokes you hear are corny.
- You think of when will be the next storm come.
- You thanked GMA for moving special non-working holidays that falls under a weekend to a weekday even though you loathe her.
- You shouted with fury when you found out that your province is not included in the list of places where classes are suspended tomorrow.
- Your Twitter account has become your main blog.
- You don’t care about the people around you.
- You want to find out if rubbing crushed garlic on your armpits would make your body temperature go above the normal body temperature.
- Your peers ask you if you have a menstrual period even if you are a male.
- You want to kill somebody.
- You know how to swear in any language.
- You want to sleep all day long.
- You make side notes when you disagree with the person you are talking with.
- You have read this article.
- You start tearing or doodling in the pages of your book or a report.
- You look more awful than Mike Enriquez.
- You wish that you’ll get sick so you’ll have a valid reason not to enter school or office the next day.
- You can’t wait for the thirteenth so you can watch the Filipino version of Marimar (yuck!)
- Lastly, your name is Christian Evangelista, and you own this blog.
August 8, 2007 @ 9:25 pm
Hey! I don’t think you’re stressed…
I think you’re mentally ill! Or you’re undergoing some case of hormonal imbalance, perhaps?
Seriously, I think this is just another teen emo moment that will surely pass and one day future Xtian will only look back and laugh about all of this stuff and ***insert endless plethoras of phrasal cliches here***!
August 8, 2007 @ 10:53 pm
I agree to almost all, especially the ones which involve eating and chocolates. Hahaha.
This can be your reflection though, read it all over again, so that you can de-stress yourself.
August 9, 2007 @ 6:04 am
oh. my life is completely boring and plain for the past days too. oh. I don’t have an energy to blog. I hope I can come up with something like that.
haha @ #49. I’m gonna watch it actually. I like the original Marimar show.
August 9, 2007 @ 10:54 am
hahaha. That is soooo true, especially #6″You wish that your superiors will die.” hahahaha. lol. I did once. Though it never happened.
Marimar? I remembered that show being watched by my mom and our maid when i was just a toddler. lol.
August 9, 2007 @ 11:24 am
Hahaha! I’m not positive. I won’t admit it! Bakit ikaw ba Christian?
I learn how to swear in different languages! LOLOLOL!
Err. So curious about the link in #42. I honestly clicked on it.
August 9, 2007 @ 12:44 pm
It might sound weird but I actually like it when I’m stressed.
You know, no sleep, little eyes, and a taste of haggardness. >_>
August 9, 2007 @ 1:38 pm
nakalimutan mong banggitin, visiting your blog is also a sign of stress, hahaha. joke bawal pikon. actually kahit ano isulat mo binabasa naman namin eh.. ka-blog siyempre. pareho lang din pala tayo ng guage ng stress, hehe
August 9, 2007 @ 2:10 pm
Stressed nga yata ako hahahah
Hi Christian! Kumusta ?
August 9, 2007 @ 6:01 pm
I clicked on the link on #42 hoping that I’ll learn how to swear in other languages. but to my surprise, I saw butts and boobies.
I’m guilty at some of you propositions but definitely not #47.
August 10, 2007 @ 1:42 am
My gaaad. More than half of your list applies to me as well.
August 10, 2007 @ 3:12 am
Long list but worth reading it hehehe. Filipino version of Marimar?`Who’s going to play as Marimar?
August 10, 2007 @ 10:06 pm
51. Your name is Skye and you agree on this list.
August 10, 2007 @ 10:36 pm
hinay hinay lang po baka mabaliw…hehe
August 10, 2007 @ 10:52 pm
ooh.. now i know the symptoms.. thanx to your post.
August 11, 2007 @ 5:53 pm
haha.. youswear.com made me really swear.. hehe.. (click on the Tagalog link, that was hilarious..) that was a good laugh.. great post indeed.. hehe..
August 11, 2007 @ 11:26 pm
1, 3, 8, 9, 12 , 13, 14,16,
18, 20,24, 28, 30, 38, 43, 45, 47
August 11, 2007 @ 11:28 pm
August 12, 2007 @ 12:05 am
I think we’re all stressed.
I feel like sleeping for a whole week. And of course, there’s the sadistic feeling. Ack.